Forest J. Cat
by Alexa
(America)
Hello. Can you gimme crunchies? If not..... LEAVE RIGHT MEOW!!!!
Anyways, if you give me... *stops to daydream about crunchies* ... what was I saying? Oh, yeah. If you give me crunchies, then you may listen to my story:
I am Forest J. Cat, a (absolutely adorably gorgeous) grey tabby who hates leashes. And if you dare put a leash on me... *growls* ... I will use my murder mittens... Okie maybe not but DON'T YOU DARE PUT A LEASH ON ME. Anyways, I am 18 years old (but if you DARE call me old, I suggest you start shielding your face from hairballs) and I love my 11-year-old owner, Alexa (noooo, not the amazon Alexa). I was adopted as a kitten and I am still VERY cute. Anyways, I'm off to get crunchies!!!!
See ya!!!!