10. Cats don't need walkies.
9. Abraham Lincoln, Nikola Tesla, and Mark Twain were cat lovers.
8. Cats can jump on the bed without making you feel like there's an earthquake.
7. You can more easily hide them from the landlord who doesn't allow pets.
6. Cats use the litter box as a bathroom, not a food bowl.
5. Cats don't bark and alert the neighbors while you're trying to quietly steal their propane tank for the grill.
4. Cat drool doesn't end up on the walls and all over your house guests.
3. You finally have a legitimate reason for those cat trees and kitty condos in your living room.
2. Cats are obligate carnivores, so you can pretend to be an ethical vegetarian and easily explain the steaks in the freezer to your friends.
1. Their fur tastes better.