Ninja Kitty Machine Gun Kick

I hear you knocking, kitty, but you can't come in!

Cat: "Knock knock."

Human: "Who's there?"

Cat: "The cats, dummy."

Human: "The cats who?"

Cat: "The cats who own you. The same cats who do this same thing every day around the same time, and the only cat you've ever seen or heard with a ninja machine gun kick."

*Whispers to other cat: "Can you believe this?"*

Human: "Oh, well, come in then. Here, let me open the door."

Cat: "Sheesh. It's about time! Slacker."



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